Sean Winkleman INDICTED FOR TAX EVASION,
MISAPPROPRIATION OF FUNDS
Fri, Oct 15, 2004 at 01:36:04 EDT
Holly Hill, Florida (INDY)
-- A local Holly Hill man was placed under arrest yesterday when it was
discovered he had been running an illegal offshore operation for the past
decade.
"You pigs don't even know the half of it!" sputtered Winkleman as he
was dragged away in handcuffs. Winkleman is being investigated for his role in
a vending machine scheme that earned him millions of dollars in pennies,
nickels and dimes that he was then funneling through a false corporation
located on a small island off the coast of
"The suspect hadn't thought to convert the embezzled change into cash, and
he was witnessed on several occasions dragging large, clanking bags down to the
pier," Lieutenant Alison Casale announced in a press conference.
"We've got hours of surveillance tape that show him heaving large sacks
into a small boat, then rowing frantically away in the direction of New
Jersey."
Winkleman is expected to be arraigned earlier today in downtown Holly Hill.
"Why did it have to be pennies?" he was heard mournfully sighing as
Lt. Alison Casale locked the paddy wagon doors on him.