Herpetologist Samuel
"Chase" Ryan HAD AFFAIR WITH UNDERAGE INTERN, SOURCES SAY
"I seen that Ryan crossing the state border with
a large lump next to him in the car, covered in a blanket. At first I thought
it was a load of laundry, but then I saw a load of blonde hair and known it was
that underage intern done works for him," said local snoop Adam Clark.
Ryan was confronted as he entered his Ormond Beach Works office building today,
but refused to answer reporters' questions and became openly agitated when
confronted on his whereabouts on the night of Oct 13.
"Whatever a man does in the privacy of his car as he races 'cross state
lines ain't but nobody's business," Ryan bellowed. When informed that
crossing state lines with an underage intern is a
felony he sniffed and replied: "I didn't even know that underage intern
was underage, and none of us can prove it."
Police are investigating the claims of both Adam Clark and an unnamed farmer
who swears he saw a fuschia-poncho clad Ryan
smuggling a donkey into a U-Haul last week.